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The Feline Fellowship has many different ways of keeping a Cats Eye on their human interests. There are some very covert and clever ways of these Tabbies keeping Tabs on us but one has proved the most effective over the years and is virtually impossible to eliminate.

Cat hair.

Cat Hair has been used for years by Tabbies to keep Tabs on us all.

Micro-transmitters, transponders, cameras and listening devices were all developed by the Feline Fellowship way before they even figured on our intelligence radar. The Research and Development Division of the FF has worked tirelessly to make sure that not only all operatives but all Kitties are equipped with state of the art surveillance equipment. Cat hair has also been genetically altered to make it more adhesive, it not only sticks to human clothing, it can be found everywhere. Easy to deploy, FF operatives are adept at deploying the right amount of hair for the correct level of surveillance.

Feline Fellowship operatives are highly trained in the deployment of Cat Hair Surveillance

Cat Hair Surveillance tells the Feline Fellowship everything they need to know about your location, activities, etc. They can access bank accounts, gather information for blackmail and even influence political elections through CHS units.

This victim was blackmailed and had his bank account cleaned out. He is now missing.

The resistance has obviously tried to thwart the use of Cat Hair Surveillance by developing and deploying counter-measures. Although reasonably effective when used correctly these counter-measures are still rendered useless by the shear volume and consistency of CHS.

Roller factories have been targeted by the Feline Fellowship Sabotage Division

Although somewhat of an annoyance, the Feline Fellowship does not see Rollers, Sticky Brushes...as a threat to their surveillance operations. However to let the human developers of these counter-measures know that they are aware of their intentions, the Feline Fellowship has made examples of certain companies and product developers.

The developer of this product has his thumbnails removed and was poisoned by a covert 'Spray' operation.

Development of new counter-measures is under way, including a new toxin which has been introduced into certain water, food and catnip supplies. Massive progress was thought to have been made with a few breeds of cat, now known has hairless breeds. However, my sources have confirmed that although certain hairless breeds are truly bald, the FF has developed a Stealth Coat which deploys invisible Hair Surveillance Units under the guise of baldness. 

The Stealth Coat deploys even more covert Hair Surveillance Units.

A detection measure is still a few years off so it must be assumed that all baldy cats are equipped with this new coat. So we must wait. For now, be safe, be vigilant and watch your ankles.